KNOWLEDGE IS MOVIE POWER: 10 Honest Film Facts Learned over 30 Years (You’ll Love #s 5, 7A & 7B)

Harvey Weinstein is the “King of Independents” and if he wanted to teach like myself, Dov Simens, here’s what he’d say… maybe?


First and most important is that Hollywood is the greatest Bull Sh*t industry in the world and “Don’t try to Bull Sh*t a Professional Bull Sh*tter”… Hollywood is a “Professional Bull Sh*t” Industry.


(Where Roger Corman was the “King if Bs”… Mr Weinstein is the “King of Indies”)

Second understand that people in Hollywood, although Bull Sh*tters are “fr*ckin’geniuses”.

No, I stand corrected… they are “super fr*ckin’ geniuses”.

Why? (pause to think) Simple. The movie industry, out of 5,000 manufacturing industries in America, is one of only 4 industries (Aerospace, Agriculture & Armament being the other 3) that actually profits and brings money into America.

Plus, if you took government funding support out of the Aerospace, Agriculture & Armament Industries they would fall apart & disappear in 30-seconds.

Thus, Hollywood stands alone in (A) making profits and (B) making America richer….Wow. And they do so (yes, some fail, claim bankruptcy, disappear and pop up again 2 years later) by making that stuff which you actually call crap. So if you desire to succeed in the movie industry please respect the “suits”… they are “geniuses”.

Now, below are some of the things, the lessons, I’ve learned (If Harvey could teach but these once again are Dov’s words) from years in the trenches that you better get ready for.


(First a commercial but a great commercial. “If you want the “real sh*t”, the “true grit”, the “bottom-line” of how to Produce, Write, Finance, Direct and Distribute a movie Profitably then the “DVD FILM SCHOOL” is a perfect gift for yourself or a true friend.)


(ONE) SHORTS: If you’re an adult….Don’t make a short. Shorts are dumb. No one buys shorts. You ain’t gonna sell it…So all you teach people is you know how to go broke.

(TWO) SCRIPTS: Hollywood Scripts are 110-140 Pages. Nope…Not True: Scripts, for first-timers, if you expect it to be read are 90-95 pages. When making your first film a 90-page script is 90-pages of problems a 140-page script is 140-pages of problems… Duh! KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid)

(THREE) CAMERAS: No one in Hollywood gives a hoot about what camera or format you plan on using and if they ask you, “What format did you shoot” then they don’t give a hoot about you…. Matter of fact iPhone and Samsung’s new smartphones are 4K.

(FOUR) 10-PAGES: Hollywood Execs only read 10 Pages. Bull-Bull-Bull. Hollywood Pros can tell if your script s*cks from perusing the first page. Learn to cut-to-the-chase and grab-the-reader by line 6 of Page-1 and then on the last line of Page-1 have another grabber so it makes the reader, who definitely has no desire to read a script from a nobody, now want to turn the page. And, if you grab-the-reader on Page-1 he/she will read 10-pages. And if you, now, grabbed the reader over 10-pages he/she will now read the entire script.

I LOVE FILMMAKING LESSON #5: “You Gotta Have a Name”

(FIVE) NAMES: It’s important to have a “name”… “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah…I totally agree but it better be a Movie Name not some dude who’s been in a tv series for 6 years. TV Names are not names. TV actors are actors, although great, you view for F-R-E-E. Get it, you do not pay to watch tv. You see the actor for F-R-E-E. Ergo an actor who has been on tv, no matter how great the series might be, is assumed by Movie Studio Execs as a F-R-E-E commodity… and, If you want people to pay to see your movie don’t put in a F-R-E-E actor. (yeah, yeah… there are a couple of examples of tv names (Clooney, Smith, Hanks, Ferrell, Aniston, etc.) that break the rule and became movie names…. but for every tv name that became a movie name there are 1,000 examples who tried but didn’t)

(SIX) BUDGETS: Everyone lies. Only fools & first-timers ask “What’s your budget”. My budget, Warner’s budget, Sony’s budget is none of your bloody business and if you ask they will always tell you a number that is either grossly-inflated (600-800%), throw in the phrase “just-under” and say $100 Million or it is grossly-deflated (60-80%) when marketing a true low-budget film that is marketed as made with “raw talent” and then you hear the phrase “shot-for”.

I LOVE FILMMAKING LESSON(s) 7A & 7B: “The Film Festival Circuit… Yuk-Yuk-Yuk”

(SEVEN-A) FESTIVAL CIRCUIT: When you hear “Ya Gotta Do the Festival Circuit” it means they hate you; they want you out of there face; they don’t even want to view your flick on a laptop… Bottom-Line: There-Ain’t-No-Festival-Circuit”. It’s totally Hodge Podge. And buyers (who you’re trying to get to see your film on a laptop) only go to about 8-10 of the 3,000 Festivals… Thus, 2,990-2,992 Festivals, if you want to be bought, are U-S-E-L-E-S-S… There ain’t no circuit!

(SEVEN-B) FESTIVAL CIRCUIT: Plus Festivals are’t free. Can you tell me what Redford charges? What does Deniro want for Tribeca?  Cannes? Berlin? Please talk money. Entrance Fee, Flight, Hotel, Publicity, Posters, Media….

(EIGHT) FILM IS ART: Yuk-Yuk-Yuk. It ain’t called “Show Art”… It’s called “Show Business”. And, If it’s art, and you want to believe that, then do it for free and give it away… There are some artists, aka: artistes, that actually do that (Kostabi I get…still haven’t figured out Banksy) and I truly respect them.


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(NINE) HOLLYWOOD RESPONSIBILITY: It is important to send a positive message. Wait a minute. Not true. Hollywood is in the Business of renting seats and selling sugar and if you want to send a message “Call Western Union”.

(TEN) BOX OFFICE WINNER: Please understand Box Office is a phrase for theater owners. And after 3 days of release this is the amount of money that shopping center owners, real estate moguls collect… not Distributors, Not Producers, Not Directors…and definitely not Writers…


(ELEVEN) FILMMAKING INDUSTRY: This ain’t a Filmmaking Industry it is a Film-Marketing Industry… If Hollywood spends 2-3 times the cost of making a movie in marketing the movie then common sense says “follow the money” and Hollywood is really a marketing-industry rather than a making-industry

(TWELVE) TALENT: We’re looking for talent. Give-me-a-Bloody-Break. Just drive over to Paramount; stop at the front gate; say hello to the guard and tell him “Hi, I’m Talent. Heard you’re looking for me. Where should I go”…. Bet you get nowhere. Now go to Warners, Sony, 20th and try the same thing (Yuk-Yuk-Yuk). Hollywood ain’t looking for talent… Hollywood is looking for (A) Money and (B) Marketable Names that they can Monetize into Money.

(THIRTEEN) FILMS: Hollywood doesn’t want Films. No one does. Hollywood wants Movies. QUESTION: When does a Film become a Movie? ANSWER: I am not tellin’ right now but you better understand this concept if you ever expect to make a profit and have a career in Hollywood. You must make movies… not films. And, today thanks to (A) Social Media, (B) Digital Distribution with unlimited On-Demand Platforms filmmaking is once again the “Wild-Wild-West”


(Please I beg you. I beseech you. My “DVD Film School” & “Streaming Film School” programs are over 20 hours of straight no-bull practical information that will launch your career… but you must supply the (A) Talent and (B) Work Ethic.)


If you have actually made a film (short or feature) and learned from the School-of-Hard Knocks then please-please share and help a first-timer to save money & time so he/she can make his/her dream real.

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10 comments on “KNOWLEDGE IS MOVIE POWER: 10 Honest Film Facts Learned over 30 Years (You’ll Love #s 5, 7A & 7B)”

  1. jg

    Typical crasshole. Ask yourself, “Have I ever liked, or even WATCHED one of his movies?”

    1. joe sixpak

      he has made movies and been in the movie biz for years
      whether some schmuck like you watched is irrelevant

      1. harry

        He made one film in 1988. Enlighten me otherwise? If Dov does know so much about making movies why has he made a career of telling people how to make movies and not actually doing it?

  2. Hector

    I love it!!! & you are 100% right, now that I’m in post and try to distribute my Horror feature film understand this facts and LOVE your honesty…

    1. joe sixpak

      i was taught you line up distribution first
      then make a movie

  3. Ann

    Dov is the best and so sweet!and very very honest,what a man <3

  4. I took your course 20 years ago. I also worked in Hollywood for 15 years. Everything you say is true. If someone wants to work in Hollywood, they must know this. For me, I decided to stop working in Hollywood and moved overseas. Now I’m making an independent movie in a foreign country, speaking a foreign language, with an international crew, financed by individuals, and distributed on the open platforms you talked about, plus limited theatrical release. If someones follows the Hollywood path you describe, it will be a soul-sucking endeavor akin to flipping burger at Micky-dees, rather than a chef at a 5 star restaurant. If that’s the kind of life you want, and artistry means nothing to you, surely go for it. Yes, very few people get to make blockbusters, but lots of people get to make small films now. Start small. Worry about blockbusters later.

  5. alexis lefortune

    I agree to all you have stated. Cant wait to get my hands on your new set of DVDS. I have studied the heck out of the 2004 ones that you had to offer all of us MOVIE makers : ) Im ready for more as my picture is in the final pre-pro. stages. Happy Holidays Dov to you and your team ! I can easily say-to this day-that you and your sensible, usable, wisdom of knowledge is the one singular thing that has caused my movie to finally have life and me, a new life ! Your teachings were the ONLY KEY that turned everything around for me. THANK YOU DOV.

  6. john charles

    nice clickbait asshole.

    all of your ideas were middling ~”truths” onlyh relevent to a kid making youtube in his basement

    Dov siemens a name i will remember as only ever blogging and never making a movie that isnt the spiritual successor to the room

    1. He’s a teacher you idiot. Imagine Larry Page & Sergey Brin ridiculing their computer science lecturers of for not creating Google. Does that make any sense?

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